1. Channel 4 News correspondent Michael Crick got into a bit of an argument with UK Indpendence Party MEP Godfrey Bloom today.
Crick wanted to ask him why the brochure for his party’s conference - currently taking place in Westminster - didn’t have any non-white faces on it.
2. This made Mr. Bloom very angry. He pointed out that noting the colour of people’s skin was racist.
3. He executed an almost flawless barge-past-the-reporter-and-storm-off manoeuvre.
5. Then he hit Crick over the head with the brochure.