8. This dragon has LITERALLY NOT ONE CLUE why everybody has frogs coming out of their mouths.
9. This basilisk is totally losing its shit with the ferret questioning its decision to murder that guy.
18. This centaur KNOWS what the mermaid is like when she’s had a few drinks and doesn’t know why he ever invited her to meet his friends.
25. This dragon has NO GODDAMN IDEA why it has a king’s head all of a sudden.
40. This owl has HAD IT with all these fucking tiny birds pecking its man-face.
42. This dog cannot even remember why it started chasing a goat across a page of heraldic symbols. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Tom Phillips is the UK editorial director for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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