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    29 Horrifying Hangover Problems We Can All Relate To

    "I'm so hungover I think I may cry vomit."

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    So hungover I showered wearing sunglasses

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    I think the best way to get rid of this hangover is to just lay in traffic.

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    I'm so hungover I just tripped standing still.

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    I'm so hungover I'm praying that a St Bernard will rescue me from bed with a small barrel of McDonald's breakfasts strapped under its neck.

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    This hangover officially has won the Hangover Olympics. Gold medal awarded to rum punch hangover. All other contenders hang their heads

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    I'm so hungover I can taste death in my mouth

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    This hangover feels like all my bad relationships in life.

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    This hangover feels like a damp pair of khakis

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    So hungover I can't tell if this is a lettuce, or a cabbage

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    Ouch ...I'm so hungover I can't tell the difference between my children (apparently one if them is a boy? ;-)

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    So hungover I just tried to put on a pillowcase thinking it was my shirt.

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    I'm so hungover I just used packets of pepper instead of sugar for my coffee. Fuck it I'm drinking it anyway.

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    This hangover feels like Quentin Tarantino directed it.

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    This hangover feels like it was written by Tom Waits.

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    So hungover I had to sit down to brush my teeth.

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    so hungover i have to scroll slowly

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    I'm so hungover I can hear my hair growing.

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    This hangover feels like I took the contents of a toolbox and buried them in my face....

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    this hangover feels like i was run over by an '86 honda prelude filled with gin and stay awake pills.

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    this hangover feels like a loud creaky door closing really slowly. Or, on better moments, like a balloon deflating really rapidly.

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    This hangover feels like my blood is made of asbestos.

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    This hangover is worse than Prometheus.

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    Once I was so hungover I thought about how money has no physical value and is just a representation of worth and I cried on the number 8 bus

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    I'm so hungover I can't write a I'm so hungover tweet.