1. You know those times when you urgently need to look like Iron Man, but only have 500 balloons to hand?
We’ve all been there. Here’s a step-by-step from balloon wrangler Jeff Wright.
2. First, construct some inflatable underpants.
3. Now wrestle with a giant, evil shrimp.
4. Take a little time out to ponder why you never got a callback for your Edward Scissorhands audition.
5. Luxuriate in your tentacle-sprouting balloon trousers.
6. Do some more… stuff.
7. And finally: assemble.
8. Congratulations! You are now a slightly plump Iron Man.
9. Now go and fight evildoers! (As long as the evildoing does not involves sharp pointed objects.)
10. You can watch the whole video here.
It’s an advert for a thing, but still, BALLOON IRON MAN.