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Everything You Need To Know About The England Vs. Uruguay Match

Spoiler: may not have gone entirely as England hoped.

1. This was it. The crunch match. The match England had to win.

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2. Everywhere was packed as the nation came out to watch the game.

4. Okay, some places weren’t packed.

5. There was SO MUCH PATRIOTISM.

7. Some people got religion.

C'mon #England #worldcup2014

— robboma3 (@Mark Robinson)

8. The nation was READY.

9. We were reminded that England needed a win, and it didn’t matter if it was ugly.

"This is not a beauty contest" - SCREW YOU, COMMENTATOR. I will watch this match however I please. #WorldCup

— IncrediblyRich (@IncrediblyRich)

10. ITV showed a weirdly emotional film about England players.

11. The musical omens weren’t good.

Uruguay's anthem is mad jaunty.

— freemaneric (@Eric Freeman)

Our anthem always sounds like we know we're going to lose. Especially compared to that jaunty little Uruguayan number. #flenslens

— flendog_ (@Flenalty Shootout ⚽️)

It can't help our chances that every other country has a rousing or jaunty anthem and we have such a depressing lifeless dirge.

— GaryTomWilliams (@Gary)

14. Wayne Rooney narrowly missed a free kick…

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15. …and everybody was all like this.

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Except they weren’t all dressed as crusaders.

16. Liverpool teammates Steven Gerrard and Luis Suarez were getting on really well.

Steven Gerrard goes into a challenge on Luis Suarez #LFC #ENG #URU #WorldCup http://t.co/jT9JMkpsL7

— GoalPhotos (@Goal Photos)

It on! @luis16suarez vs Steven Gerrard. #ENG #URU #LFCworldcup

— FastsportsHd (@FIFA World Cup 2014)

18. Joe Hart was a commanding presence in goal.

Joe Hart after a routine goalkick

— NW3Gooner (@NW3Gooner)

19. It gradually became apparent that Uruguay were worryingly good at football.

Current feeling watching England... #WorldCup2014 #EnglandvsUruguay #England #WorldCup2014#Worldcup #football

— threecliffsgold (@Sam Donaldson)

20. Important tactical questions were being asked.

ENGLAND whatchu gon do??!

— rihanna (@Rihanna)

21. Then Wayne Rooney rose majestically to… ah, shit.

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Stupid crossbar.

22. Everybody’s mum was like this:

23. And then… Suarez scored. Because of course.

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I mean why would you mark Luis Suarez?

24. And everybody was all:

Amazing Twitter reaction to Suarez goal. My thanks to @capnbobfrapples, @rickharwood, @flashboy & @jamesdeer.

— digitalsausage (@Chris Mann)

25. At least the Scots were sympathetic.

26. People started getting… grumpy with some of the players.

Rooney heat map:

— Cusxck (@Cusack)

27. England were on the ropes. Half time couldn’t come quickly enough.

Traditional half-time piss.

— _g10_ (@G10)

28. The deputy prime minister weighed in with a passionate, heartfelt tweet showing what a regular guy he is. Which went well.

Nick Clegg probably thinks England can lose and still become World Champions by joining forces with Germany.

— PrimlyStable (@Primly Stable)

30. The match restarted. Wayne Rooney continued not scoring goals.

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31. We’re going to be honest, we’re not entirely sure what happened for the next twenty five minutes because we were watching through a haze of tears and beer.

This is painful enough to watch on Twitter. I hate to think what it's like in real life.

— markxdavies (@Mark Davies)

32. AND THEN IT HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. WAYNE ROONEY SCORED.

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33. Exactly like everybody had predicted.

Always knew ROONEY would do it

— JakFuller7 (@Jak Fuller)

Because the nation always knew that Rooney had it in him - ahem

— HeadRHSBath (@Rebecca Dougall)

Always knew Rooney would score in the 75th minute

— yungareyan (@STEEZUS)

36. A nation dared to dream once more.

ENGLAND ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP.

— Psythor (@James O'Malley)

37. …And then Suarez scored again or something.

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Here’s what just happened.

— scottygb (@Scott Bryan)

39. And a nation went back to crying bitter salty tears.

Suarez have me like

— FxckRy_ (@Ry)

40. So, yes. We lost. Again.

Roy Hodgson's all like...

— CrapTaxidermy (@Crap Taxidermy)

41. Of course, there’s still hope. England aren’t technically out yet.

Mathematically England can still win if aliens abduct all the other teams. #WorldCup

— thewritertype (@paul bassett davies)

42. We just need this to happen:

If we beat Costa Rica i want a kiss,obviously on the cheek, from the UK Queen..

— FinallyMario (@Mario Balotelli)

43. But we know what to do.

Right, shall we a get hammered then?

— Ankaman616 (@Carl Anka)

44. And it’s not like we ever really cared about football anyway.

Right. Cricket it is then.

— RichieFirth (@Richie Firth)

45. Don’t worry everybody. It’ll be okay. It’ll all be okay.

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