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Everything You Need To Know About The England Vs. Uruguay Match

Spoiler: may not have gone entirely as England hoped.

1. This was it. The crunch match. The match England had to win.

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2. Everywhere was packed as the nation came out to watch the game.

8. The nation was READY.

10. ITV showed a weirdly emotional film about England players.

14. Wayne Rooney narrowly missed a free kick…

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15. …and everybody was all like this.

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Except they weren’t all dressed as crusaders.

21. Then Wayne Rooney rose majestically to… ah, shit.

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Stupid crossbar.

22. Everybody’s mum was like this:

23. And then… Suarez scored. Because of course.

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I mean why would you mark Luis Suarez?

25. At least the Scots were sympathetic.

28. The deputy prime minister weighed in with a passionate, heartfelt tweet showing what a regular guy he is. Which went well.

30. The match restarted. Wayne Rooney continued not scoring goals.

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32. AND THEN IT HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. WAYNE ROONEY SCORED.

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37. …And then Suarez scored again or something.

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45. Don’t worry everybody. It’ll be okay. It’ll all be okay.

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