23 Reasons Americans Are Basically Just Drunk Brits

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    1. They talk REALLY loudly.

    2. They hug a lot.

    3. They love karaoke.

    4. They cry about sport.

    5. And eat at McDonald's.

    6. And love fried chicken.

    7. Actually pretty much anything fried.

    8. They suddenly start using a lot of emojis.

    9. And talk about how great and/or terrible Obama is.

    10. They actually have a lot of very loud ideas about politics, to be honest.

    11. They talk to strangers.

    12. They enjoy organized fun.

    13. They actually tell people what they're thinking.

    14. They do awkward swearing.

    15. They really enjoy the music of Mumford & Sons.

    16. They dance to crappy hip hop.

    17. They get into ill-advised fights.

    18. They become unable to get in an orderly line.

    19. And litter without thinking of the consequences.

    20. They're really very, very honest about their emotions.

    21. And SUPER enthusiastic.

    22. And are just all around a lot of fun.

    23. ...most of the time.