41 Problems Everybody In Cornwall Can Understand

    SPOILER: mostly cow-related.

    1. The fact that phones basically don't work.

    i haven't had decent signal for over 24hours #cornwallproblems

    2. And even if they work for a bit, this ends up happening.

    3. Same thing happens to radios.

    One wicket to win the ashes, radio signal dropping out on my drive home. #cornwallproblems

    4. And broadband is basically a myth.

    Slow internet stresses me O U T #cornwallproblems

    5. But when things don't work properly, people learn to make do.

    Seen on a Cornish flat! @Cornish_Buddha @PeterArronsen @kernowspringer @jam_first @falmouthbay #onlyincornwall

    6. There are very strict rules about what you can and can't do.

    7. Trying to find things in shops can be tricky.

    8. There might not even be any shops near you in the first place.

    massively jealous of anyone close to a record store today. my nearest is at least an hour #cornwallproblems #recordstoreday

    9. Unless it's a pasty shop. There are loads of those.

    10. Your work experience might be a bit limited as a result.

    How do I write a CV for doing genetics research when all I've done is work in an ice cream shop #medicine #CornwallProblems #FHSProblems

    11. And when you do find a shop, there might be sheep in it.

    Trying to Christmas shop when 2 sheep got in my way. In the shop. #cornwallproblems

    12. But at least there's a friendly service culture.

    13. There's crime to be worried about.

    14. Danger lurks around every corner.

    15. You can't always get a good night's sleep.

    This light house is so annoying when you're trying to sleep! #CornwallProblems #CanSomeonePleaseTurnItOf

    16. And your leisure time is filled with anxiety.

    I just want to go and dick about in the sea but im scared of annoying the people who can actually surf well. #cornwallproblems

    17. There's the extreme pain when you spot someone doing pasties wrong.

    Greggs... THIS... Is NOT a Pasty! #CornishProblems

    18. The difficulty of trying not to laugh at some of the place names.

    19. Honestly, it can be really hard.

    20. But at least everyone has a sense of humour.

    21. And there's the fact that romance isn't dead.

    22. Tractors are also a major issue.

    I keep thinking I can hear thunder but its just a tractor #cornwallproblems

    23. This always happens.

    why is it whenever you are in a rush to get somewhere you get stuck behind some fuck off tractor #onlyincornwall

    24. ALWAYS.

    25. Seriously, tractors get everywhere.

    26. Also sometimes people park their... whatever this is in the middle of the road.

    27. You know this feeling.

    As is the unwritten law. I am Cornwall, alone. Therefore it must rain. A lot.

    28. And this feeling.

    Is it ever gunna stop raining?! #CornwallProblems

    29. This has happened to you so many times.

    We were on the beach and it started raining so we went to a restaurant and now it's sunny. #CornwallProblems

    30. Basically this sums it up.

    Cornwall's weather summed up pretty accurately.

    31. Sometimes pigs block the road.

    32. Swans can be a problem.

    33. Especially swans vandalising cars in the middle of the road.

    34. But the swans are nothing compared to the problem of... cows.

    There is a cow in Asha's garden #cornwallproblems

    35. Really, cows are the main problem in Cornwall.

    36. Cows get everywhere.

    Hellish traffic this morning #cornishproblems

    37. So many cows.

    Thought I was going to be back in time for football... cows. #CornwallProblems

    38. EVERYTHING IS COWS.

    39. COWS FALL THROUGH PEOPLE'S CEILINGS.

    FAO: Team Copy cc. @matthewgardner. 'We are not a-moo-sed.' #cornwallproblems

    40. ...but at least everyone understands your cow problems. You don't need to explain. They know.

    41. Never change, Cornwall.

    " Cows crossing the road , when the lights show in 250 yards " Cows only cross the road in cornwall :P