Tutorial: French Hand Job Techniques From The ’70s

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Labyrinth 2 Trailer Will Give You Chills

Coming soon. THIS SUMMER. Will Sarah and the Goblin King finally consummate their unrequited (and totally effed-up) love?

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“Saved By The Bell,” As Written By A 7-Year-Old In ‘92

My first ever published work. I’ll never again produce anything that matches its greatness.

leonora e. 5 months ago 152 responses

Teen Girl’s X-Mas List From 1998

Dear Santa, Here’s what I want for Christmas. Read closely otherwise I’ll hate you forever.

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1985 Casio Commercial Proves Keyboards Are Lame

Nothing more depressing than a college graduate, living at home, riffing on his Casio. And his only friend’s a dog. Who doesn’t even like him.

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Sisqó’s “Thong Song” Video Oversight

This massive whoops is hilarious…and has nothing to do with a thong.

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Did J.K. Rowling Lift Stuff From Labyrinth?

Some shocking similarities more chilling than David Bowie’s steely glare.

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