Let us first set the stage. Sisqó’s daughter (wearing approximately one million Scrunchies) finds a thong. Which commences a spiral down into a world of Miami beaches, scantily clad women, and….fast cars.
2. Speeding down the expressway in a sick Bentley
3. Alright, let’s kick this thing into high hear. First, pedal to the medal, then….
4. Uh, put it into 2nd on your automatic?
5. Original “Thong Song” Video
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