Fake. A hoax. Even without knowing a lick of Korean, this seems pretty obvious to me. I would be astonished if this turned out to be real.

Wait. So WHO is the voice of Marceline? I’m confused.

Carol Kester was played by Marcia Wallace who does the voice of Mrs. Krabapple on “The Simpsons”. You can shorten your connection quite a bit by using that route.

Now comes the point in our day where we count the number of assholes who will scream that it’s not called “The Perfect Man”!

“Take The Money and Run” Let’s just say, the only thing bigger than the hole in my heart, was the hole in my bank account.

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That’s weird. I could have sworn that he meant that the woman needs to keep her legs closed. You know, inferring that if she gets pregnant it is her fault and that, consequently, she needs to take all the responsibility in that case. You know: don’t give her any options but leave her with all of the consequence. Just like in the golden days.