Please don't trouble yourself. Teal throws all reasonable men into a rage. And it's not even as though the Sharks have a good design/logo. Terrible. But let's stay focused on the glory of a truly wonderful hockey sweater. No sport can front; try as they may.

Yeah Gio! Glad to have you.

Hockey sweaters are the pinnacle of all pro jerseys. The Blues have a fantastis logo that should not be diminished in this post just because the Sharks sweater is so bad. Go Caps!

The Washington Capitals affectionately refer to Alexander Semin as “Jizz”. Alex Ovetchkin has even referred to him as such in interviews. Unfortunate and hilarious.

They don't call 'em “puppydog eyes” for nothing. They'll getcha every time.

No video for mine. The Darkness - Hazel Eyes. Because having a girl with hazel eyes makes you hear music. And being away from her really makes you want to hear music.

We had a cat that LOVED white wine. She wouldn't even come close to red, though. Everyone has their preference.

Well put @Justsomeguy. There are way higher waves out there that people surf. But this break is well regarded as one of the “heaviest” breaks in the world. Not to be trifled with.

Oh hipsters exist, Fred. You just haven't bothered to venture down to Richmond. Don't let New York or Portland(ia) spoil you. When you have the top art school in the US in a gritty little city it's gonna happen. Something to see.