Stephen Harper is such a gutless piece of shit. He tweets Hadfield like he’s proud of Canadian science, but his piss-poor excuse for a government has done this to Canadian science: http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/05/13/canada_and_science_nrc_will_now_only_do_science_that_promotes_economic_gain.html

#8 IS Russell Crowe. It’s from the movie “Mystery, Alaska”.

This is the worst thing to happen to Canada since the Gretzky trade. I haz a sad.

Duncan Keith, ladies and gents.

WRONG! Everyone knows Ontkean is best known for playing Ned Braden on “Slap Shot”. C’MON BUZZFEED! *insert winky face*

If Gionta kept his head up, he wouldn’t have been “bullied”. KEEP YER HEAD UP, KID!

Your omission of John Candy is unacceptable. Canada never forgets, Buzzfeed! Canada never forgets!!!!!

In Canada, the triple-double burger was known as the “Hockey Hero Burger”. The parties were to represent a period of hockey. I’m not shitting you.

SCULPTURE!

Bob Ross was the best thing about staying home sick from school.

Nothing like good, lighthearted racism to cool the tensions of a potential global crisis.

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

Diddy and Eminem stole my “rather unimpressed, but it’s still cool” look.

Hockey Players: Tougher than every single one of you.

And in true Canadian fashion, he returned the bat. Cheers, my fellow countryman.

On behalf of Blue Jays fans everywhere: THANKS JEFF!

Take the picture of the child down. FFS, Buzzfeed.