Man I can’t wait to see this on American Greed. #seriously
During the consult, my oral surgeon wore a Hawaiian shirt under his white coat and was continually flipping his slightly floppy blonde hair. I was a Jr in college and I needed all of my wisdom teeth out. It was going to be tough for me so in an effort to lighten the mood, my mom and I would joke about the Dr being a “surfer duuude”. Cut to the day of and as I’m coming out of surgery and off of the anesthesia, my blood pressure bottoms out. So now I’m high, delirious and full of cotton balls. The nurses are dragging me to the “come down room” and I see my mom walking towards me down the hall. Suddenly, I remember that I had seen the doctor that day but that he had looked different. Determined, I yelled “OMG MOM THE DOCTOR CUT HISSSS HAAIIIR! YOU NEED TO SEE IT! HE’S NOT A SURFER DUUUDE ANYMORE!!!” He was right down the hall. Didn’t stop yelling about it until I passed out.
Canaan we talk about the one guy who thinks women put on make up just to fit in? We don’t paint our faces for your benefit. I put makeup on for me.
Lemme know when Irishpeoplemeet.com is up and running.
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“Your makeup looks much better this way. Sometimes it gets a bit strong.”
He seriously needs to call me. Haha!
While in the process of buying a new car (by myself) I was told I should lease instead since “Sweetie, you’ll want a cute and shiny new car every few years.” It was then I decided to allow them to sell me the car for a considerable amount under dealer invoice. After securing my price I presented a $250 off coupon from an Auto Show that I “totally forgot was in my purse, lolz”. I let them take some time to come to terms with their inevitable surrender. I also didn’t finance the extended warranty (purchased it later) just so they wouldn’t get the interest so I am fairly certain they made almost no money on the deal. Come at me, bro.
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