What it’s like being Forever Alone

Watching cheesy Netflix movies just isn’t the same when you’re alone forever.

1. This is your everyday…

2. When you try and go out for once…

4. When you spend a lot of your time watching Netflix…

6. And you scream at the screen…

7. What a guy says when you hookup…

8. Your response…

9. When you walk around…

Why bother with clothes, hair, and makeup when you have personality.

10. When the guy you’re secretly interested in tells you about a girl he met…

11. When a guy doesn’t text you back…

12. When you try to look nice for a date…

13. You could use a little more self esteem…

You’re probably like really pretty.

14. When you brag about yourself in front of guys…

16. And talk about your hobbies…

18. You’re also super subtle.

20. Like way subtle…

22. Okay…you may think you’re being more subtle than you actually are.

24. You would never consider your guy friend…

I mean there is no way he’s into you. Or cute enough.

25. When you see a cute guy…

28. If he actually approaches you…

30. You have an explanation for why you are often alone…

31. When people compliment you with the words “cute”…

32. Your friends always give you confusing advice on dating…

Like…what does that even mean?

34. When another girl tries to hit on the guy you like…

35. When a guy leaves you after a hookup…

38. What the guys that hit on you are all like…

40. This plan isn’t working as well as you hoped…

41. When people ask what you’re thinking about…

42. You wish you had the confidence to do this…

43. When a guy tries to prove he’s not gay by dating you…

44. You’re slowly losing faith in men in general…

45. When someone brings up someone you once hooked up with…

46. Your idea of a romantic evening has really gone down hill…

48. You are a little bit awkward…

51. And you just want someone to share your feelings with…

52. You really want to win every argument.

53. When a guy tells you he’s not ready for a commitment…

57. Your well meaning friends….

58. When you think a guy waved at you, but he’s waving at someone behind you.

59. Your feminist rational for everything you do to get guys…

60. Sure this may be true…

61. This too…

62. And this…

63. Remember this…

64. Sure this may never happen…

65. But it could!

66. You will meet someone and they might be as cool as you…

67. And say things like this…

68. Unless you hate that cutesy sort of thing…

69. You’re just going to have to wait…

70. But then again, so did Sleeping Beauty…

71. And it all worked out for her…

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