27 Reasons Why BuzzFeed Should Take A Chance On Me

In less ABBA-inspired words: They should allow me into their circle. Or you know…just hire me.

1. I’m going to college for writing.

Okay I get it. That doesn’t mean anything. Especially since I am a Television and Broadcast Journalism Major.

Moving on.

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2. I am not this guy…

I’m persistent. I never give up. [Insert other clichés]. Rest assured, I would never throw an expensive macbook on the ground or on any surface whatsoever.

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3. Also, I’m actually a girl.


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4. But regardless, I never say this…

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5. Cause I have something…all the time.

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6. My life and my experiences are my inspirations.

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7. And people (strangely) seem to be able to relate…

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8. Who knew hundreds of thousands of people could relate to a college sophomore from FL?

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9. Sure…I’m not perfect.

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10. But this is how I would love to spend every night…

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11. Although I seem to already do that.

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12. Of course this isn’t because…

Though, that is unfourantly true.

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13. It’s because I relish the opportunity to share my experiences with the masses.

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14. Everyone knows about college. They either want to remember it, if they’ve been, or want desperately to go (or continue going).

It’s an interesting cycle.

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15. And the average BuzzFeed writer is…not in college.

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16. They don’t have the valuable insight I am privy to every day.

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17. People don’t just want news. They want to see versions of themselves in articles as well.

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18. BuzzFeed currently supplies all kinds of “Rewind” material.

These articles remind people of 90’s TV shows, old movies, and snacks they had as kids.

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19. But shouldn’t there be some articles that focus on the things that a grand majority of BuzzFeed’s demographic see everyday or desperately wish to remember?

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20. College is one of the most important times in a person’s life! Might as well embrace it.

Okay…this may just be my philosophy.

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21. My name is Austin. Here’s a nice photo:

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22. Here’s my natural state:

I clean up nice, right? I can even act normal!
In fact, I used to be a telemarketer.

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23. They call me the BuzzFeed girl at college.

All my posts have gotten very popular over the past week.

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24. I also have my own significant social media presence.

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Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, and now BuzzFeed!

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So…about hiring me as a Freelancer…

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Though someone may say…

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And you may be like…

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I’ll understand.

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You may doubt…

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25. But I can assure you that the posts I have made and will make are all based on my reality. None of my stories end like this:

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Or even this…

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26. I’m just a broke college student.

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27. And almost everyone can relate to that…

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