IHateEveryoneEqually

IHateEveryoneEqually
I kind of just wanted to post comments. I also really like numbered lists of humorous photos. Bye-bye!
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    • IHateEveryoneEqually

      I still don’t understand why people speculate that the lyrics in “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” are “a loaded GOD complex”, especially considering the next line is “cock it and pull it”, insinuating the previous line is, in fact, “a loaded GUN complex”. Of course, I could be the one that’s wrong but I always felt like people really wanted that line to be so deep and meaningful and metaphorical when, in actuality, I think the word simply was just “gun”. I’ve spent years trying to figure out what the correct lyrics are. I was hoping to find an article in which the band explains what the true words of that particular line are. If anyone has that information, I would love to read it! I’ve heard of the term “God complex” but I think, when considering the very next line, it’s safe to draw the assumption that the word is “gun”. “Loaded” comes right before it. Put two and two together.

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      This is another clickbait article. I’m not quite sure what the plot is, here.
      Is the sentiment “I knew my boyfriend was gay but I loved him so much that I denied his homosexuality”? Or, is it “I knew my boyfriend was gay but I was so insecure that I need ANYONE to pretend to love me, so long as it was at least 50% of the time”? Or, is it “I knew my boyfriend was gay. Finally, he just came out with it. I didn’t like my body. I took up photography. I now like my body. Now, I, too, came out”? There are a lot of metaphors going on here, a lot of parallels, a lot of perpendiculars, a lot of drop-off points and un-established details that never resolved themselves. I’m still not sure what the point of all this was. Were you trying to tell us about something you learned about YOURSELF? Was this a story about someone else: your ex? Is this a story about a great friendship regardless of whether or not you’re dating each other? WHICH IS IT! Hehehe

    • IHateEveryoneEqually

      Guess what: if you’re hanging out with people who are judging you for not having children, chances are that they’re assholes and they just want you to have kids so they can know that someone else feels the exhaustion that comes with being a parent and they don’t have to be the only one.
      GUESS WHAT: I’m also a mother. I wouldn’t trade being a mom for anything in this world. Yes, I am always tired. Yes, my own personal social life is gone. But, never would I EVER judge someone else for not wanting children. I feel the same way about having another baby. I don’t ever want to have to share the love I have for my daughter with another kid. My boyfriend and I have been together since we were 17 and had a baby together and are both on the same page about being completely fine with our one daughter. We are at a point in our lives where our daughter is old enough to allow us to start working on fulfilling our own dreams again, i.e. going back to school, working more, etc. I don’t want to give my dreams up, I don’t want to have to share the immense amount of love I have for my daughter with another kid, and I do not wish pregnancy on anyone. I enjoy being active far too much to have to sacrifice my body like that ever again. I did it once, I am satisfied and I am content with our little family and I love them so much that it’s crazy. I don’t need to sacrifice any of that for another kid and I completely understand those who don’t want kids. It pisses me the hell off when people tell me, “So, when are you going to get pregnant again?” as if it’s my job and my ONLY job to reproduce.

    • IHateEveryoneEqually

      Ya, I was thinking that same thing! Maybe I am the world’s weirdest girl. But, I get really fucking tired of hearing other girls (because no woman would behave so childish) say, “EWWWWWW. Fucking gross. Penises are disgusting!”
      Are you kidding? And you think your meat curtains are any MORE appealing with all those folds and flaps and things sometimes protruding and a clit poking out of the top and, like, three million layers of skin before you finally find the hole? Get fucking real. A vagina is literally the most disgusting thing in this entire world. So many girls don’t know how to properly wash and I’m so sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news, but, Y’ALL BE SMELLY. So many times I’ve used a public restroom after someone else has and almost vomited from the pure stank of not knowing how to wash your damn vag.
      A penis is easy to clean. It’s a protruding sausage that doesn’t have a million folds for vaginal discharge to hide in. And, if you’re a sexually active person who enjoys having sex with men, maybe you should pipe down and stop complaining about the thing that’s about to enter your smelly, moist, stanky cunt. VAGINAS ARE HIDEOUS.
      I, for one, think penises are sexy and I don’t care what size they are. I don’t even really care if it’s the elusive “micropenis”. I think male genitalia is alluring and sexy and that’s that. And, I am real sick and tired of these snarky, snooty twat-swats sitting here bashing on the men that they will inevitably ask to fuck them. Beggars can’t be choosers, ladies. Stop being so high-horse-y. Nobody likes a bratty bitch.

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