Ohhhhhhhhhh

This. Nothing worse than (especially at a hotel, where the only thing you want is a nice shower before passing out) stepping into a shower that seems to just be pissing on you, rather than showering you.

also the fact that “first beer” is in quotations.

I guess this is for the men out there who love the feeling of sex with a condom on.

Just about to ask the same thing.

That’s so odd to me. I am insanely jealous. Oppressive heat is the balls.

Upon closer inspection, maybe she is just really fucking awesome.

I don’t play guitar, so maybe I’m just dumb, but that looks very much fake to me.

Who the fuck wears a sweater in July? No matter how full of holes it may be. You’d be sweating balls in about 5 minutes if you wore that in Texas.