The Rapture Draft

May 21, If it were any other year we would refer to this date as Saturday, but, since its the year of the worlds end, we call it the Rapture. A day when the architects of Christianity save the sacred from the damned, lifting the divine from the hell scape of earth and handing them the keys to eternal utopia. Much to our surprise the method by which the blessed are chosen is no more sophisticated than the NBA draft. We’ve received an advanced copy of the first rounds selections. Hate to break it to you, but you’re not on it.

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