• Fantasy Minute: Draft Special

    We have called back our best #1 fantasy show “Fantasy Minute” to tell all the viewers that we have about the Football players that they like a lot and want to know about. The experts we have, Jim & Jon know everything about everything, and Jim & Jon also have guests on who know things about the stuff Jim & Jon don’t even know about.

  • London Olympic Torch Preview

    London is incinerating itself as a way to bring forth a new London, one replete with all the amenities necessary for a country hosting the World’s games.

    London Olympic Torch Preview

    Link: tauntr.com

  • AT&T Park: Before & After the Security Falcons

    Like most places near an ocean, lake, pond, or festering puddle, the San Francisco Giants' AT&T park has a gull problem. Typically, said problem manifests itself in a relatively useful form, the Seagulls swooping down at games end to peck at some scrumptious garbage. But recently the gulls have gotten bold, interfering mid-game, acting like they own the dang place, and the Giants will not stand for it. In a measure to combat the Seagull problem, the Giants plan to recruit a squad of security falcons. Sounds like a good idea, but, for reasons explored above, it just doesn't sit right with us.

    AT&T Park: Before & After the Security Falcons

    Link: tauntr.com

  • Harry Potter NFL Lockout Comparisons

    Harry Potter (or, more appropriately, ‘Arry Pottah) premiers tonight at midnight (is that tomorrow?), and the excitement in the office is palpable. Seeing that fantasy football probably won’t happen this season, we felt it admissible to drift into a little fantasy of our own; a fantasy in which the main characters of the Potter world are allegories for the main players in the NFL Lockout. Aided by only the slightest touch of photoshop magic, here is our enchanting attempt to compare the two.

    Harry Potter NFL Lockout Comparisons

    Link: tauntr.com

  • Ben & Jerry's MLB Summer Flavors

    Rumors of a new Ben & Jerry’s flavor inspired by the vintage SNL skit “Schweddy Balls” are circling faster than a coconut-mango swirl. While we here at the tauntr office prefer a gelatto the thought of ice cream got our minds salivating. And since nothing captures summer quite like baseball and a waffle cone we’ve created some MLB fIavors the old Vertmont hippies would do well to start mixing up.

    • 1. BroKone Promises

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  • Tim Thomas Air Pump

    Despite being on the cusp of winning his franchise’s first Stanley Cup, Roberto Loungo feels slighted that opposing netminder Tim Thomas has failed to compliment him, saying, “I've been pumping his tires ever since the series started, and I haven't heard one nice thing he had to say about me,” to which Thomas replied, “I didn’t realize it was my job to pump his tires.”

    Tim Thomas Air Pump

    Link: tauntr.com

  • Behold: Spend a Day With the Stanley Cup

    Many hockey fans probably saw the video of 9-year-old Christian LaMonica, the New Jersey kid who won a day with the Stanley Cup. What wasn’t mentioned in that heartwarming tale was that Christian wasn’t the original winner. The contest was actually won by a 25 year old guy and his roommate. However, after seeing what these two jackasses did with the most venerable trophy in sports, the NHL decided to go with a more publicly “appropriate” winner. While the NHL never wanted the footage of the first winner to be released, and understandably so, we were able to obtain a copy.

  • 5 Greatest NBA Finals Moments Legoized

    A few months ago we recreated some of March Madness greatest moments using only Legos. People seemed to enjoy it, so we decided to do it again for the pro ballers. So before you sit down tonight to enjoy the NBA Finals, take a brief moment to relive some of the Finals greatest moments—Gar Heard in the Garden, Dr. J's baseline scoop, Magic's hook, Microwave Johnson and of course Jordan's “last” shot—all painstakingly recreated using Legos.

  • The Rapture Draft

    May 21, If it were any other year we would refer to this date as Saturday, but, since its the year of the worlds end, we call it the Rapture. A day when the architects of Christianity save the sacred from the damned, lifting the divine from the hell scape of earth and handing them the keys to eternal utopia. Much to our surprise the method by which the blessed are chosen is no more sophisticated than the NBA draft. We’ve received an advanced copy of the first rounds selections. Hate to break it to you, but you’re not on it.

    The Rapture Draft

    Link: tauntr.com

  • NFL Lockout Workouts

    Certain players have been organizing players work-outs. Being the players they are, the form of those workouts has been…questionable. But since it's football, and anything football at this uncertain time is quenching, we figured we’d give you a little sip of how athletes are keeping fit.

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