1. You have regularly scheduled dates.
That you dress up for.
4. You’re each other’s “In Case of Emergencies.”
And you blow up each other’s phones just for fun.
5. Half of your camera roll is selfies of just you two
6. You call each other babe, cuz Aaron Paul.
7. You bring them home for the holidays to meet the fam.
10. You’ve discussed that neither of you is ready for the other to start seeing anyone else.
12. You talk about your nightmares.
15. You even have a shared playlist on Spotify.
18. And no matter what, you always have each other’s backs.
21. Then nurse each other’s hangovers.
Can someone please pass the Pedialyte?