If you haven't heard, The Fault in Our Stars will make you sob a thousand ugly mascara rivers.
1. A heartless monster:
Clearly I'm some kind of heartless monster because I didn't cry once in The Fault in Our Stars
2.
Just finished The Fault in Our Stars and didn't cry once... ...which I suppose make me some kind of heartless monster.
3.
my sister just called me a monster because I didn't cry in Fault in Our Stars. and I kind of agree like I don't know what's wrong with me
4. A weirdo:
Is it weird I didn't cry in fault of our stars?
5. A bad person:
Am I a bad person cuss I didn't cry during fault In our stars ? ....
6.
Does it make me a bad person if I saw The Fault in Our Stars and didn't cry at all?
7.
I'm probably a horrible person and the only one who didn't cry reading fault in our stars I don't know what to make of that
8. Not a person:
Just finished the fault in our stars and didn't cry once. Idk if this is an accomplishment or something's telling me I'm not human
9.
wow I didn't cry at the end of the fault in our stars I have no soul
10.
I didn't cry the whole time I read the fault in our stars, I feel like I'm not human
11. Devoid of having emotions and/or a soul:
I'm still surprised I didn't cry or tear up watching The Fault in Our Stars #emotionless
12.
wow I didn't cry at the end of the fault in our stars I have no soul
13.
I didn't cry or get that sad in fault in our stars. Does that mean I have no soul ?! #nosoul
14. A disgrace to human kind:
I didn't cry during the fault in our stars movie I feel like a disgrace to humanity
15. Sentimentally impaired:
I just finished The Fault in Our Stars and I didn't cry. I must be emotionally crippled.
16. Made of literal stone:
I have to be made of stone omfg I didn't cry watching The Fault in Our Stars Jesus Christ I have no emotions while everyone was sobbing
17.
I didn't cry during the movie or book of the fault in our stars, I think my heart is made of stone
18.
So... I'm pretty sure I'm made of stone. I didn't cry at all during The Fault In Our Stars. #WhatsWrongWithMe I feel like Chandler! #friends
19. The antichrist:
Adding to the list of reasons why I'm the antichrist: Didn't cry during the fault in our stars