21 Kijiji Ads That Failed So Hard They Most Definitely Won

    And they say it's thriving in Canada.

    1. This helpful descriptor for savvy furniture shoppers.

    2. This Mississauga, Ontario teen looking to rent a dad for a few crucial hours.

    3. A snowman accessory being sold for $50 in Brantford, Ontario (includes elbow).

    4. For anyone who's looking for a room with a breathtaking view of the Atlantic Ocean.

    5. This person giving away a gillty fish (sorry).

    6. This dude-certified couch that apparently has built-in superpowers.

    7. This Pokemon trainer committed to excellence.

    8. A very coveted position opening in Nepean, Ontario.

    9. ...That looks like it might have been filled, illegally.

    10. This Albertan item that has detailed wear and tear.

    11. A very listing from London, Ontario.

    12. A deal well worth a trip to Winnipeg to retrieve.

    13. And hey! Your lucky day! Your meal is complete only two provinces away.

    14. A little advice.

    15. A commission you cannot refuse.

    16. Someone in Toronto who's been waiting at the top of their staircase for 9 months.

    17. This Edmonton boyfriend with a special item that belongs to a loving and deserving home.

    18. These bitter Ontario parents.

    19. A bitter New Brunswick divorcé.

    20. Another scorned New Brunswicker.

    21. And a very scorned Torontonian.