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This helpful descriptor for savvy furniture shoppers.
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This Mississauga, Ontario teen looking to rent a dad for a few crucial hours.
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A snowman accessory being sold for $50 in Brantford, Ontario (includes elbow).
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For anyone who's looking for a room with a breathtaking view of the Atlantic Ocean.
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This person giving away a gillty fish (sorry).
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This dude-certified couch that apparently has built-in superpowers.
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This Pokemon trainer committed to excellence.
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A very coveted position opening in Nepean, Ontario.
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...That looks like it might have been filled, illegally.
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This Albertan item that has detailed wear and tear.
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A very listing from London, Ontario.
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A deal well worth a trip to Winnipeg to retrieve.
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And hey! Your lucky day! Your meal is complete only two provinces away.
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A commission you cannot refuse.
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Someone in Toronto who's been waiting at the top of their staircase for 9 months.
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This Edmonton boyfriend with a special item that belongs to a loving and deserving home.
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These bitter Ontario parents.
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A bitter New Brunswick divorcé.
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Another scorned New Brunswicker.
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And a very scorned Torontonian.