1. Your mom is the fun one of the parent pair.
2. Who has perfected her fun mom moves:
3. She gives you the best life advice you never asked for.
5. Personal space? Boundaries? An anomaly to moms everywhere.
8. But they’re nothing compared to the times she accidentally drops a “that’s what she said”.
11. But that just makes her all the more fun to drink with.
12. And she also always understands your cravings for sweet things.
13. She’ll try her hand at pop culture references and you’re just, like, maaahhhmmm reallyyyyyyyyy?
14. And she has weird celebrity obsessions you will never understand.
15. But she has an even weirder obsession with kitsch.
Like, Morning Glory dolls kitsch.