Everyone who has a tattoo knows the artists are incredibly hard to read, so here's a guide on what they're actually thinking:
Getting a tattoo is a very personal decision, but that doesn't mean that your artist won't judge what you want.
And let's be real, your tattoo artist shouldn't have to be your copy editor either.
Try to keep the questions minimal, so they can focus on drilling permanent ink into your skin.
Also, hate to break it to you, they give 0 shits that this is your first tattoo.