1. When this happened.
2. When you knew that the three of you would make the happiest little family.
3. And when you spontaneously ovulated upon seeing this photo.
4. When his biceps captivated your mind completely.
5. When he tenderly cuddled this tree and you never thought you'd be so jealous of nature.
6. When he took his shirt off and you were like "well, finally."
7. When he beckoned and you were like "yep, on my way."
8. And when he smouldered effortlessly.
9. When he was still ridiculously sexy with a pink mohawk.
10. When his cheeky smile melted your heart.
11. When he was talking about his statue but everyone was praying for him to go full frontal.
12. When he held this banana delicately in his hand, and you thought for the first (and last) time in your life, "What if I were a banana?"
13. When he bit his lip and made you weak at the knees.
14. And again.
15. When he still managed to make this hat look sexy.
16. When his wide-eyed innocence was too adorable for words.
17. When he made this speech about your future child's grandmother.
18. And when he made this speech. 🙌🏽
19. When he tossed his hair so effortlessly and it was perfect.
20. When he strummed his guitar, in preparation for the song he wrote about you.
21. When his eyes promised to show you all the city lights.
22. When dat body was all your dreams come true.
23. And when he was the shirtless emo man of your dreams.
24. When his tousled hair looked like he'd just woken up.
