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<b>If you're planning on becoming famous, you're going to need to find out.</b>

If you're planning on becoming famous, you're going to need to find out.

What Is Your Celebrity Name?

Hey there, Kiki. You're amazing, do you know that? You're beautiful, rich, funny, and really down to earth. You never forget your mum's birthday. You regularly donate money to worthwhile charities. And you always make people laugh. You've used your fame for good, Kiki. Well done.

Kiki Diagio

"Phwoar! It's Stevie Lane!" That's what the hoard of fans who've queued hours to see you will scream. Then you'll spend hours signing books, album covers, and torsos. And you'll love it. Life's been kind to you, Stevie. You're incredibly lucky.

Stevie Lane

"I remember Steve from when we used to work in the same hardware store, he hasn't changed a bit." That's the sound of your old colleagues discussing you. You're famous now, but you remember your roots. In fact, you still send their parents Christmas cards. You're a nice guy, Steve. You really are.

Steve Davies

You're sexy, you're successful, you're Tabatha bloody Leggett. Life couldn't get much better, could it? One third of the population wants to be you. One third of the population wants to date you. And the other third? They want to be you AND date you. It must be great, being you.

Tabatha Leggett

"The name's Outcrop: Rocky Outcrop." That's how you'll introduce yourself to new people. Not that you'll even need an introduction. You're so famous everyone knows who you are. Don't worry, though, you'll learn to love the paps.

Rocky Outcrop

You know why that dollar sign's there, Jeeve$? Because you're filthy rich. Not a little bit rich. Not medium rich. Properly loaded. You can afford to buy everything. And you probably will. For you, owning the world is no biggie.

Jeeve$

You're too famous to even have a proper name. Instead, people refer to you by shrug. Sometimes you'll get confused, of course you will. Not every shrugging person will be trying to get your attention. But lots of them are. And that's because you're a superstar. Go you!

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

"Hey, Groov-E, remember me?" That's what your old school friends will say when you next go home to visit your nan. You will remember them, of course, but you're too big for them now. You're famous and they're not. That's the way life turned out. Tough shit, school friends.

Groov-E

"Woah, it's Lucida Grande!" That's what the public will scream as you make your way past them. "Can I have your autograph?" "Sure," you'll reply, because that's the kind of celebrity you are. You remember your roots, and you'll always make time for signing a few autographs.

Lucida Grande

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