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Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do.
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My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
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#growingupwithasister "wow you guys look a lot alike"
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I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.
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Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it.
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We've all done this at least once 😂 #GrowingUpWithSiblings
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As a girl who grew up with an annoying little sister the most unrealistic thing about Frozen is how Elsa never tried to kill Anna on purpose
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#growingupwithsisters when your sister try's to leave the house wearing your shirt
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Me: "Can I see the baby?" Sister: "Yes, but only if she's awake." Me, through a megaphone: "NOT A PROBLEM."
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Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won.
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My mom just put a picture on Facebook that says, "Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart." Plot twist! She tagged my sister.
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"I'd like you to meet my half sister." "Different fathers?" "Shark attack."
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5-year-old: Dad! Dad! My sister- Me: Stop tattling. I don't want to hear about it unless there's blood. 5: Me: 5: How much blood?
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when my sister doesn't get her own way lol
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I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister
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#GrowingUpWithSiblings there's no in between
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My sister just said "PJ, do you want to room together in the nursing home when we're old? My husband will be dead & you'll still be single."
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#GrowingUpWithSiblings when you're the youngest and referred to as "oh, you're _____ little sister"
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I once ate 7 brownie so my sister wouldn't get any #GrowingUpWithSiblings
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#growingupwithsisters when you look really good and your sister comes out looking better than you & you're just like
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Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We’re late 5: Me: The house is on fire 5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*