Buzz·Posted on 13 Jan 201619 Times Twitter Perfectly Summed Up Your Inner Grandma"I'm gonna be honest. I got kicked out of the club because I fell asleep standing up."by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Larry & Moon Dog @DukEB51 You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 12:46 PM - 16 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sharon Mawikere @shmaronn In bed before 8 o'clock. This is the way life should be. #innergrandma 12:00 AM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Molly Mcgrady @_guacamolly__ Well, I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, but I have microwaveable slippers on right now so I can't complain. 03:00 AM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Fredo @Fredo_Corona I know I'm getting old cause I was looking forward to this all day. Night cap and a good book. 08:17 AM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sophie Eggleton @SophieEggleton You know you're old when you get excited about buying a laundry bin. This one is a great example of wicker though. 06:22 PM - 10 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. katie yakel @katttiieeelove The older I get... The more I need naps after eating #grandmaatheart 11:13 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lesley James .Author @lesleyjames123 Three years ago I bought one pair of elasticated waisted trousers. I've never looked back & now all my trousers are stretchy. #GettingOld 😀 08:50 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jazmyne Denman @JazmyneSDenman All of my recent texts are about a cashmere sweater sale at Uniqlo and I am painfully aware that I turn 24 this month #GettingOld 12:20 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Dan @Social_Mime You know you're getting old when you get excited about adding raisins to your oatmeal. 01:16 PM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. NikkiDallasMultipass @foiltheplot You know you're old when your favourite kind of plans are canceled plans. 12:52 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Grant Howard @granthoward23 Got an Amazon gift card for Christmas, just used it to buy pillows and a cook book, I'm officially old 👴🏻 11:41 AM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Geoffrey Papilion @gpapilion 9:30 Saturday night: making scones. Guess I'm officially old. 05:36 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bethany Jenkins @BethanyJenkins After the teens behind me took a selfie with the guy I sat next to on the plane, I asked them who he was. YouTube star. I'm officially old. 07:50 PM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. megmoney @_meganhenry I'm gonna be honest, I got kicked out of the club because I fell asleep standing up #GrandmaAtHeart 02:49 AM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Taylor Gaunce @taylorgaunce You don't know what happiness is until you get a memory foam mattress cover. I'm so old. 03:48 AM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. AliaAzahar @AliaAzahar Nowadays my Facebook timeline is either flooded with food recipes or wedding pictures. God, I'm old. 02:26 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. nicole @N1kkyK major 🔑: preheat the heated blanket before u go out so when u come back turnt u crawl into bed like wow this is lush 04:09 AM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Stephanie Bowen @stephlorrainee_ It took me almost 2 hours to figure out how to backup and update my phone #grandmaatheart 09:07 AM - 25 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Max Francis @HallpassCanada You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink. 04:53 AM - 07 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite