2. But you strongly suspect it’s just playing with this stuff.
That’s liquid nitrogen, BTW.
4. They’ve got some pretty cool chat-up lines.
6. They teach you something new practically every day.
7. Even though it’s difficult to teach them stuff back.
12. And very bad at concealing their disappointment when you say something superstitious.
13. Because they spend all day mixing chemicals, they’re really good cooks.
14. And because some of those chemicals smell, they don’t get grossed out easily.
Which comes in very handy when, say, you need your shower drain unblocking.
15. Dating a scientist means being with someone who is endlessly interesting and endlessly interested.
16. It means being with someone who literally never forgets.
Yep. Because they’re so used to memorising things, they’ll even remember the really dumb stuff you say.