17 Things Every University Student Has Googled

    How often should you change your bedsheets?

    1. When your mum's no longer around.

    2. And you suddenly realise that you know nothing.

    3. When you're running out of time.

    4. When you're planning an all nighter.

    5. And you need to stay awake.

    6. When you realise you haven't been to a single lecture yet.

    7. When you send your tutor the wrong email.

    8. When you start to have doubts about your diet.

    9. When you just don't know what happened last night.

    10. And you can't face getting up in the morning.

    11. When you seriously think it might all be over.

    12. And there's only one thing for it.

    13. When your parents announce a spontaneous visit.

    14. When it's time to house hunt.

    15. When it's nearly summer.

    16. When you think these exist LOL.

    17. When you graduate.