The U.K.'s 10 Sexiest Towns

Based on, um, how much money residents spend on their sex lives. Via Lovehoney UK.

10. Southampton.

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Sexiest celeb from Southampton: Craig David. COR.

9. Lincoln.

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Sexiest celeb from Lincoln: Robert Webb. SWOON.

8. Nottingham.

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Sexiest celeb from Nottingham: Jake Bugg. HUBBA HUBBA.

7. Newry.

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Sexiest celeb from Newry: Peter McParland. LORDY.

6. Cambridge.

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Sexiest celeb from Cambridge: Richard Attenborough. I WOULD.

5. Bishop Auckland.

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Bishop Auckland.

Sexiest celeb from Bishop Auckland: Stan Laurel. YUMMY.

4. Norwich.

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Sexiest celeb from Norwich: Tim Westwood. AMIRITE?

3. Newtownards.

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Sexiest celeb from Newtownards: The Almighty's Ricky Warwick. I CAN'T EVEN.

2. Durham.

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Sexiest celeb from Durham: Tony Blair. DING DONG.

1. Bangor (County Down).

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Sexiest celeb from Bangor (County Down): Lembit Opik. PHWOAR.

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