Buzz·Posted on 2 Aug 2013The 29 Stages Of Pulling An All-NighterIf your essay deadline's looming, there's no other option.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. It's 8.30pm and it's just hit you: the essay you've been putting off for the last month is due in tomorrow. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. At first, you panic. You haven't attended any lectures, opened up a book or picked up a pen this term. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. But then you remember your best friend, Red Bull. He'll help. He'll rot your insides, but he'll definitely help. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. It's 9pm, you're three cans in and you're good to go. 5. Actually, if you're going to be up all night, you're going to need sustenance. You should eat a meal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And since you're already doing the washing up, you may as well tidy your room. 7. Besides, you've been meaning to get into feng shui for ages. 8. Right. 10.30pm. Time to get started. 9. You should probably let Facebook know that you've started work. You spend 10 minutes updating your status. 10. Oops. You've accidentally stumbled across that guy you dated for three weeks in year five. What's he up to now? 11. And what about the guy you met last week? You could probably find out his name if you stalked your mutual friends for long enough. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. It's midnight. You still don't know his name, you've done nothing but stalk and you've written no words. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. It's fine. It's officially a new day. New day, new chapter. A quick coffee will solve this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You copy everything on Wikipedia onto a piece of paper. In exciting coloured pens. 15. OK, that was a solid hour of work. You deserve a little nap. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. It's 2am and your nap's over. It was a mistake. Sleep was so good. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Power music. That's what you need. An energising dance, and you'll be able to face the essay again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. OK you're typing. You're putting words onto a screen. They're not good words, but they're words. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You've just rediscovered adjectives. Putting lots of them in every sentence has trebled your word count. You <3 adjectives. 20. It's 4am and you've hit the 1,000 word mark. You're half way through. It's time for another break. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You should probably shower. A clean body will lead to a clear mind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. You sit back down to read the adjectives you wrote earlier. They're so bad. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. This isn't going to be a good essay. You've accepted that. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. You're going to need to start copy and pasting. Some really smart people contribute to Wikipedia, so it'll probably be fine. 25. OMG synonyms. No one will accuse you of plagiarism if you right click every word. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. You're done. It's 6am, your essay contains a lot of words you don't know, but you've finished. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. And you know what you can do now? Sleep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. You know what you're not going to do, though? Make any of tomorrow's lectures. 29. But it doesn't matter, because you did it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF