Made in Chelsea is back. And, if last night's episode is anything to go by, this is going to be the most explosive series yet.
1. The show opened with Spencer's first therapy session.
2. Meanwhile, Lucy showed off her banging bod and admired his cheating skills.
Which made basically everyone on Twitter #TeamLucy for the first time ever.
Spencer is an absolute idiot for cheating on @imLucyWatson. Shes beautiful! #MIC.
Chloe Sandall ✌
@ChloeSandypants
Spencer is an absolute idiot for cheating on @imLucyWatson. Shes beautiful! #MIC.
I hated Lucy when she first came on MIC now I love her! #MIC
Sian Jewell
@sian_jewell94
I hated Lucy when she first came on MIC now I love her! #MIC
@imLucyWatson you have a nice face #teamlucy
shuffleman
@shufflingman
@imLucyWatson you have a nice face #teamlucy
3. BUT THEN TWO NEW FITTIES ARRIVED SO WE FORGOT ABOUT LUCY WATSON.
4. It took Freddie about 10 seconds to ask Lucy out.
5. Spencer told Jamie he's still texting Louise.
So everyone hates Louise even more than they did before.
I want Andy to punch Louise in the face. #MadeInChelsea
Effy Stonem
@Halee_Cole
I want Andy to punch Louise in the face. #MadeInChelsea
Oh Louise do yourself a favour and leave the programme, no one appreciates your presence #mic
Becki
@BeckiH4
Oh Louise do yourself a favour and leave the programme, no one appreciates your presence #mic
6. Louise said "whaddup" a lot.
The nation spoke.
God, I wish more than anything Louise would stop saying 'whaddup'. Such a dickhead. #madeinchelsea #MIC
Anna Gouldstone
@__AnnaBella__
God, I wish more than anything Louise would stop saying 'whaddup'. Such a dickhead. #madeinchelsea #MIC
7. And then Lucy Watson told Andy the truth. So he broke up with Louise.
Louise claims she just lost her phone.
Apparently I'm a criminal for losing 5 phones in a year. so sue me.
Louise Thompson
@LouiseAThompson
Apparently I'm a criminal for losing 5 phones in a year. so sue me.
Meanwhile, Lucy Watson made an excellent observation.
Love that my full name is trending. Always my full name.
Lucy Watson
@imLucyWatson
Love that my full name is trending. Always my full name.
8. And, of course, whenever Andy talked about his feelings, his nostrils flared.
Andy's Nostril's deserve better
steven newton
@steve90newton
Andy's Nostril's deserve better
9. But, whatever. There's a new love triangle to care about now.
10. Erm, hang on. Phoebe's decided that cornrows are cool.
No one else really agreed.
I am soooo not feeling Phoebe Lettuce's cornrows #natagoodlook
Robyn-Dee
@R2Dee2_
I am soooo not feeling Phoebe Lettuce's cornrows #natagoodlook
11. And Proudlock's gone for the topknot.
Which is oddly attractive.
Proudlock how can you still look hot with a topknot!? #onlyhim
Lauren Templeton
@LaurenTemps
Proudlock how can you still look hot with a topknot!? #onlyhim
12. Francis obviously got stuck in the pool naked.
13. And then the unthinkable happened. Lucy Watson developed actual emotions.
The first time, it was because she felt a real feeling called "empathy" towards Andy when he found out about Louise. The second time, it was because she felt a real feeling called "love" when Spencer was a dick to her.
Some people questioned how real those tears were.
Secret MIC FACT: The producers had to jab a Pentel Rollerball in Lucy's eyeball for SIX HOURS to produce a single tear. #madeinchelsea
Daisy Buchanan
@NotRollergirl
Secret MIC FACT: The producers had to jab a Pentel Rollerball in Lucy's eyeball for SIX HOURS to produce a single tear. #madeinchelsea
Others were just very shocked.
It didn't even take the second half of the first episode. But LUCY IS CRYING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #MIC #madeinchelsea
Sophie Nathan
@sophieroseanna
It didn't even take the second half of the first episode. But LUCY IS CRYING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #MIC #madeinchelsea
But mostly we all just really loved Lucy.
Awee I totally started crying when Lucy cried #MIC
αim`
@amyfrancesgray
Awee I totally started crying when Lucy cried #MIC
WHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE.
Only Binky's mum can make it any better.
“@heatworld: We're kind of waiting for Binky's mum to pop up and give us some wisdom #madeinchelsea” she will be back! X
Alexandra Felstead
@BinkyFelstead
“@heatworld: We're kind of waiting for Binky's mum to pop up and give us some wisdom #madeinchelsea†she will be back! X