Buzz·Posted on 13 Sept 2013Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"Let the battle of the constructed reality TV shows commence.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Bad Boy: Spencer, Mark or Gaz? Shag? Answer Image Spencer. Correct Incorrect Spencer. Answer Image Mark. Correct Incorrect Mark. Answer Image Gaz. Correct Incorrect Gaz. Correct! Wrong! You don't know where Spencer's been, so he's out and Mark won't be able to take his eyes off a mirror for long enough to focus on the activity at hand. Gaz is your best bet - and his parsnip has received a glowing review from Charlotte. Marry? Answer Image Spencer. Correct Incorrect Spencer. Answer Image Mark. Correct Incorrect Mark. Answer Image Gaz. Correct Incorrect Gaz. Correct! Wrong! Of the three, Mark's probably the least likely to cheat and break your heart. He's the best of a bad bunch. Kill? Answer Image Spencer. Correct Incorrect Spencer. Answer Image Mark. Correct Incorrect Mark. Answer Image Gaz. Correct Incorrect Gaz. Correct! Wrong! Spencer messed around Funda, then Caggie, then Louise and finally Lucy. And also he went on "The Bachelor", which renders him undateable. He's got to go. 2. The Sexy Blonde: Jamie, Gemma or Charlotte? Shag? Answer Image Jamie. Correct Incorrect Jamie. Answer Image Gemma. Correct Incorrect Gemma. Answer Image Charlotte. Correct Incorrect Charlotte. Correct! Wrong! Jamie. Obviously Jamie. Why wouldn't you shag Jamie? Jamie's great. Marry? Answer Image Jamie. Correct Incorrect Jamie. Answer Image Gemma. Correct Incorrect Gemma. Answer Image Charlotte. Correct Incorrect Charlotte. Correct! Wrong! Remember when Gemma made Mick that pie? If you married her, she'd probably make you pies all the time. Yum. Kill? Answer Image Jamie. Correct Incorrect Jamie. Answer Image Gemma. Correct Incorrect Gemma. Answer Image Charlotte. Correct Incorrect Charlotte. Correct! Wrong! Charlotte wets the bed way too regularly to risk sharing one with her. 3. The Bitch: Lucy, Mario or Vicky? Shag? Answer Image Lucy. Correct Incorrect Lucy. Answer Image Mario. Correct Incorrect Mario. Answer Image Vicky. Correct Incorrect Vicky. Correct! Wrong! Mario cheated on Lucy for pretty much the entirety of their relationship, and she kept going back for more. You need to find out what all the fuss is about and shagging him is the best way to do it. Marry? Answer Image Lucy. Correct Incorrect Lucy. Answer Image Mario. Correct Incorrect Mario. Answer Image Vicky. Correct Incorrect Vicky. Correct! Wrong! I know, I know. Controversial choice. But when Lucy dated Spencer, she was actually quite nice. Ergo, she'd probably make a good wife. Kill? Answer Image Lucy. Correct Incorrect Lucy. Answer Image Mario. Correct Incorrect Mario. Answer Image Vicky, Correct Incorrect Vicky, Correct! Wrong! Vicky's just too moody. Besides, Vicky and Ricci rhyme and you'll never be able to match that. 4. The Best Friend: Ollie, Lydia or Holly? Shag? Answer Image Ollie. Correct Incorrect Ollie. Answer Image Lydia. Correct Incorrect Lydia. Answer Image Holly. Correct Incorrect Holly. Correct! Wrong! If she's good enough for Frankie Cocozza, Holly's good enough for us. Marry? Answer Image Ollie. Correct Incorrect Ollie. Answer Image Lydia. Correct Incorrect Lydia. Answer Image Holly. Correct Incorrect Holly. Correct! Wrong! If only because marrying Lydia means you get Debbie as your mother-in-law, which would obviously be incredible. Kill? Answer Image Ollie. Correct Incorrect Ollie. Answer Image Lydia. Correct Incorrect Lydia. Answer Image Holly. Correct Incorrect Holly. Correct! Wrong! There'd just be too much drama with Ollie. And since he cut his hair, things just aren't the same. 5. The Mother Hen: Binky, Nanny Pat or Sophie? Shag? Answer Image Binky. Correct Incorrect Binky. Answer Image Nanny Pat. Correct Incorrect Nanny Pat. Answer Image Sophie. Correct Incorrect Sophie. Correct! Wrong! You can't marry Binky because you'd never live up to her mum's expectations. But you also can't kill her because she's just too nice. So you're going to have to shag her. Marry? Answer Image Binky. Correct Incorrect Binky. Answer Image Nanny Pat. Correct Incorrect Nanny Pat. Answer Image Sophie. Correct Incorrect Sophie. Correct! Wrong! There's really no competition here, is there? It's got to be Nanny Pat. Just think of all those sausage plaits she'd make you. Kill? Answer Image Binky. Correct Incorrect Binky. Answer Image Nanny Pat. Correct Incorrect Nanny Pat. Answer Image Sophie. Correct Incorrect Sophie. Correct! Wrong! It's sad, because she's lovely, but you wouldn't be able to kill Binky or Nanny Pat. Bye, Sophie. 6. The One With A Temper: Millie, Kirk or Scott? Shag? Answer Image Millie. Correct Incorrect Millie. Answer Image Kirk. Correct Incorrect Kirk. Answer Image Scott. Correct Incorrect Scott. Correct! Wrong! You can't marry Kirk because he has serious daddy issues, but obviously you'd shag him because he's fit. Marry? Answer Image Millie. Correct Incorrect Millie. Answer Image Kirk. Correct Incorrect Kirk. Answer Image Scott. Correct Incorrect Scott. Correct! Wrong! Pictures from Millie and Pro Green's wedding prove that Millie looks beaut in a wedding dress. She's a clear winner. Kill? Answer Image Millie. Correct Incorrect Millie. Answer Image Kirk. Correct Incorrect Kirk. Answer Image Scott. Correct Incorrect Scott. Correct! Wrong! Scott's bromance with Gaz is so strong that you'd never get a look in. He's out. 7. The Wannabe Musician: Caggie, Arg or Joel? Shag? Answer Image Caggie. Correct Incorrect Caggie. Answer Image Arg. Correct Incorrect Arg. Answer Image Joel. Correct Incorrect Joel. Correct! Wrong! Joel is a terrible boyfriend, and yet Sophie won't break up with him. You're going to have to shag him to find out why. Marry? Answer Image Caggie. Correct Incorrect Caggie. Answer Image Arg. Correct Incorrect Arg. Answer Image Joel. Correct Incorrect Joel. Correct! Wrong! Of course you'd marry Caggie. Although her guest appearance on "Come Dine With Me" proved that she can't cook to save her life, she is lovely. Kill? Answer Image Caggie. Correct Incorrect Caggie. Answer Image Arg. Correct Incorrect Arg. Answer Image Joel. Correct Incorrect Joel. Correct! Wrong! Arg is so clearly not over Gemma that he'd never pay you enough attention. 8. The Absolute Sweetie: Proudlock, Sam or Greg? Shag? Answer Image Proudlock. Correct Incorrect Proudlock. Answer Image Sam. Correct Incorrect Sam. Answer Image Greg. Correct Incorrect Greg. Correct! Wrong! You'd so obviously shag Proudlock. He's outrageously attractive. Marry? Answer Image Proudlock. Correct Incorrect Proudlock. Answer Image Sam. Correct Incorrect Sam. Answer Image Greg. Correct Incorrect Greg. Correct! Wrong! Aw, Greg. The only nice guy on "Geordie Shore" ever. Of course you'd marry him. Kill? Answer Image Proudlock. Correct Incorrect Proudlock. Answer Image Sam. Correct Incorrect Sam. Answer Image Greg. Correct Incorrect Greg. Correct! Wrong! This is really sad, but Sam's got to go. She's not marriage material (Billie would always get in the way), and it's too soon after her break up with Joey to shag her. 9. The Cheeky Chap: Francis, Joey or James? Shag? Answer Image Francis. Correct Incorrect Francis. Answer Image Joey. Correct Incorrect Joey. Answer Image James. Correct Incorrect James. Correct! Wrong! James. Obviously James. Holly's given shagging James a glowing review. Marry? Answer Image Francis. Correct Incorrect Francis. Answer Image Joey. Correct Incorrect Joey. Answer Image James. Correct Incorrect James. Correct! Wrong! Remember when Francis was trying to woo Sophia. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. Imagine if he did that to you. It would be the best. Kill? Answer Image Francis. Correct Incorrect Francis. Answer Image Joey. Correct Incorrect Joey. Answer Image James. Correct Incorrect James. Correct! Wrong! Joey's a child, so you can't shag or marry him. Which means you have to kill him. 10. The Cry Baby: Louise, Lucy or Dan? Shag? Answer Image Louise. Correct Incorrect Louise. Answer Image Lucy. Correct Incorrect Lucy. Answer Image Dan. Correct Incorrect Dan. Correct! Wrong! It'd be a sympathy shag, but you have to shag Dan so the "Geordie Shore" boys stop bullying him about never bringing girls back to the house. Take one for the team. Marry? Answer Image Louise. Correct Incorrect Louise. Answer Image Lucy. Correct Incorrect Lucy. Answer Image Dan. Correct Incorrect Dan. Correct! Wrong! Awh, Lucy. She's so nice, she's got a banging bod and she deserves to be treated well. Marry her. Kill? Answer Image Louise. Correct Incorrect Louise. Answer Image Lucy. Correct Incorrect Lucy. Answer Image Dan. Correct Incorrect Dan. Correct! Wrong! Eugh, kill Louise. All she ever does is cry.