Shag, Marry, Kill: "Made In Chelsea" Vs. "TOWIE" Vs. "Geordie Shore"

Let the battle of the constructed reality TV shows commence.

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1. The Bad Boy: Spencer, Mark or Gaz?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Spencer.

   

   Spencer.

   Answer Image Mark.

   

   Mark.

   Answer Image Gaz.

   

   Gaz.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   You don't know where Spencer's been, so he's out and Mark won't be able to take his eyes off a mirror for long enough to focus on the activity at hand. Gaz is your best bet - and his parsnip has received a glowing review from Charlotte.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Spencer.

   

   Spencer.

   Answer Image Mark.

   

   Mark.

   Answer Image Gaz.

   

   Gaz.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Of the three, Mark's probably the least likely to cheat and break your heart. He's the best of a bad bunch.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Spencer.

   

   Spencer.

   Answer Image Mark.

   

   Mark.

   Answer Image Gaz.

   

   Gaz.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Spencer messed around Funda, then Caggie, then Louise and finally Lucy. And also he went on "The Bachelor", which renders him undateable. He's got to go.

2. The Sexy Blonde: Jamie, Gemma or Charlotte?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Jamie.

   

   Jamie.

   Answer Image Gemma.

   

   Gemma.

   Answer Image Charlotte.

   

   Charlotte.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Jamie. Obviously Jamie. Why wouldn't you shag Jamie? Jamie's great.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Jamie.

   

   Jamie.

   Answer Image Gemma.

   

   Gemma.

   Answer Image Charlotte.

   

   Charlotte.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Remember when Gemma made Mick that pie? If you married her, she'd probably make you pies all the time. Yum.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Jamie.

   

   Jamie.

   Answer Image Gemma.

   

   Gemma.

   Answer Image Charlotte.

   

   Charlotte.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Charlotte wets the bed way too regularly to risk sharing one with her.

3. The Bitch: Lucy, Mario or Vicky?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Lucy.

   

   Lucy.

   Answer Image Mario.

   

   Mario.

   Answer Image Vicky.

   

   Vicky.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Mario cheated on Lucy for pretty much the entirety of their relationship, and she kept going back for more. You need to find out what all the fuss is about and shagging him is the best way to do it.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Lucy.

   

   Lucy.

   Answer Image Mario.

   

   Mario.

   Answer Image Vicky.

   

   Vicky.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   I know, I know. Controversial choice. But when Lucy dated Spencer, she was actually quite nice. Ergo, she'd probably make a good wife.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Lucy.

   

   Lucy.

   Answer Image Mario.

   

   Mario.

   Answer Image Vicky,

   

   Vicky,

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Vicky's just too moody. Besides, Vicky and Ricci rhyme and you'll never be able to match that.

4. The Best Friend: Ollie, Lydia or Holly?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Ollie.

   

   Ollie.

   Answer Image Lydia.

   

   Lydia.

   Answer Image Holly.

   

   Holly.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   If she's good enough for Frankie Cocozza, Holly's good enough for us.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Ollie.

   

   Ollie.

   Answer Image Lydia.

   

   Lydia.

   Answer Image Holly.

   

   Holly.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   If only because marrying Lydia means you get Debbie as your mother-in-law, which would obviously be incredible.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Ollie.

   

   Ollie.

   Answer Image Lydia.

   

   Lydia.

   Answer Image Holly.

   

   Holly.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   There'd just be too much drama with Ollie. And since he cut his hair, things just aren't the same.

5. The Mother Hen: Binky, Nanny Pat or Sophie?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Binky.

   

   Binky.

   Answer Image Nanny Pat.

   

   Nanny Pat.

   Answer Image Sophie.

   

   Sophie.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   You can't marry Binky because you'd never live up to her mum's expectations. But you also can't kill her because she's just too nice. So you're going to have to shag her.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Binky.

   

   Binky.

   Answer Image Nanny Pat.

   

   Nanny Pat.

   Answer Image Sophie.

   

   Sophie.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   There's really no competition here, is there? It's got to be Nanny Pat. Just think of all those sausage plaits she'd make you.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Binky.

   

   Binky.

   Answer Image Nanny Pat.

   

   Nanny Pat.

   Answer Image Sophie.

   

   Sophie.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   It's sad, because she's lovely, but you wouldn't be able to kill Binky or Nanny Pat. Bye, Sophie.

6. The One With A Temper: Millie, Kirk or Scott?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Millie.

   

   Millie.

   Answer Image Kirk.

   

   Kirk.

   Answer Image Scott.

   

   Scott.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   You can't marry Kirk because he has serious daddy issues, but obviously you'd shag him because he's fit.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Millie.

   

   Millie.

   Answer Image Kirk.

   

   Kirk.

   Answer Image Scott.

   

   Scott.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Pictures from Millie and Pro Green's wedding prove that Millie looks beaut in a wedding dress. She's a clear winner.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Millie.

   

   Millie.

   Answer Image Kirk.

   

   Kirk.

   Answer Image Scott.

   

   Scott.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Scott's bromance with Gaz is so strong that you'd never get a look in. He's out.

7. The Wannabe Musician: Caggie, Arg or Joel?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Caggie.

   

   Caggie.

   Answer Image Arg.

   

   Arg.

   Answer Image Joel.

   

   Joel.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Joel is a terrible boyfriend, and yet Sophie won't break up with him. You're going to have to shag him to find out why.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Caggie.

   

   Caggie.

   Answer Image Arg.

   

   Arg.

   Answer Image Joel.

   

   Joel.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Of course you'd marry Caggie. Although her guest appearance on "Come Dine With Me" proved that she can't cook to save her life, she is lovely.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Caggie.

   

   Caggie.

   Answer Image Arg.

   

   Arg.

   Answer Image Joel.

   

   Joel.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Arg is so clearly not over Gemma that he'd never pay you enough attention.

8. The Absolute Sweetie: Proudlock, Sam or Greg?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Proudlock.

   

   Proudlock.

   Answer Image Sam.

   

   Sam.

   Answer Image Greg.

   

   Greg.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   You'd so obviously shag Proudlock. He's outrageously attractive.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Proudlock.

   

   Proudlock.

   Answer Image Sam.

   

   Sam.

   Answer Image Greg.

   

   Greg.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Aw, Greg. The only nice guy on "Geordie Shore" ever. Of course you'd marry him.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Proudlock.

   

   Proudlock.

   Answer Image Sam.

   

   Sam.

   Answer Image Greg.

   

   Greg.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   This is really sad, but Sam's got to go. She's not marriage material (Billie would always get in the way), and it's too soon after her break up with Joey to shag her.

9. The Cheeky Chap: Francis, Joey or James?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Francis.

   

   Francis.

   Answer Image Joey.

   

   Joey.

   Answer Image James.

   

   James.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   James. Obviously James. Holly's given shagging James a glowing review.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Francis.

   

   Francis.

   Answer Image Joey.

   

   Joey.

   Answer Image James.

   

   James.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Remember when Francis was trying to woo Sophia. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED. Imagine if he did that to you. It would be the best.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Francis.

   

   Francis.

   Answer Image Joey.

   

   Joey.

   Answer Image James.

   

   James.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Joey's a child, so you can't shag or marry him. Which means you have to kill him.

10. The Cry Baby: Louise, Lucy or Dan?

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1. Shag?

   Answer Image Louise.

   

   Louise.

   Answer Image Lucy.

   

   Lucy.

   Answer Image Dan.

   

   Dan.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   It'd be a sympathy shag, but you have to shag Dan so the "Geordie Shore" boys stop bullying him about never bringing girls back to the house. Take one for the team.

1. Marry?

   Answer Image Louise.

   

   Louise.

   Answer Image Lucy.

   

   Lucy.

   Answer Image Dan.

   

   Dan.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Awh, Lucy. She's so nice, she's got a banging bod and she deserves to be treated well. Marry her.

1. Kill?

   Answer Image Louise.

   

   Louise.

   Answer Image Lucy.

   

   Lucy.

   Answer Image Dan.

   

   Dan.

   Correct! 

   Wrong! 

   Eugh, kill Louise. All she ever does is cry.