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Cambridge is a really ugly city.
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It's ugly in the summer.
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It's ugly in the winter.
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It's just not a nice place to be.
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There are no nice pubs in Cambridge.
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And there's certainly no good food there.
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Nope. If you ever go to Cambridge, you'll definitely go hungry.
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It's also pretty bad for shopping.
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If independent stores are your thing, you should steer clear of Cambridge.
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It doesn't really have any good markets either.
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And you certainly can't get any tasty desserts there.
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Let's not even get started on how overrated Chelsea buns are.
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Punting is pretty overrated.
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I mean, this just isn't a nice way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
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The main problem with Cambridge is that it's just unpleasant.
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If you fancy a beautiful walk, there's no where for you to go.
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Nothing for you to see.
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No way of getting around.
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Now let's talk about the architecture.
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It's just a bit gross, isn't it?
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Who wants riverside libraries that look like this?
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Who wants chapels as intricately designed as this?
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And who wants charming-looking kebab shops?
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Even the places around Cambridge are no good.
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Seriously, there's no point venturing out of the city.
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You just won't find anything interesting.
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In fact, Cambridge is a really boring place.
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There's nothing cultural to see.
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No interesting festivals to attend.
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And no where beautiful to enjoy a lunchtime picnic.
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So don't bother going.
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It's not worth your time.
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Go somewhere else instead.
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Cambridge is absolutely rubbish.
