1. When you've had enough of being nice to each other:
2. When you parents force you to dress the same:
3. When you catch her sleeping:
4. And you just can't resist:
5. When your mum asks you to play nicely:
6. When the rivalry sets in pretty early:
7. And it never really ends:
I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister
8. When she refuses to bring you food:
9. When you remember to plan ahead:
10. Whenever she touches your stuff:
Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We’re late 5: Me: The house is on fire 5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*
11. When you're not even sorry:
12. Seriously. Not sorry.
My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
13. When you don't have the patience:
14. When she's hogging the attention:
15. When you can't be bothered to help:
16. When your message is subtle, yet clear:
17. When you didn't have time to remember her birthday:
18. When your appetite knows no bounds:
I once ate 7 brownie so my sister wouldn't get any #GrowingUpWithSiblings
19. When you're actually really protective:
