1.
When your boss offers you some ~constructive criticism~ and you're like, "purrrrlease":
2.
When someone you hate leaves your conversation and you are ready. to. bitch.:
3.
When you screenshot something cringe you see on social media so you can make fun of it in your WhatsApp group:
4.
When someone on the edge of your table is trying to join your conversation and you're trying to block them out:
5.
When someone who works under you tries to tell you how to do your job:
6.
When you cancel on a friend and say you're ill, but the truth is you just can't be bothered:
7.
When you Facebook-stalk your ex's new partner and just think, lol ok then:
8.
When someone you secretly hate arrives at pre-drinks:
9.
When you see someone running for the lift and pretend to press the open button, but really you're pressing close:
10.
When one of your Facebook friends shares a picture of their baby and it's just not cute:
11.
When you're on a date, but the other person just talks about their own boring life:
12.
When someone says something mean to you so you're like, I know you are but what am I?:
13.
When your colleague starts telling you about their weekend and you switched off 10 minutes ago:
14.
When your friend tells you their new life plan and you think, really though?:
15.
When someone you don't even know walks over and starts flirting with bae:
16.
When you've clearly got your headphones in for a reason, but everyone around you keeps making conversation anyway:
17.
When you're trying to act cool, and someone you don't like forgets that you're not friends:
18.
When you meet someone new and you know you hate them, you just don't know why yet:
19.
And finally, when you just don't give af:
