1.
Whoever destroyed this perfectly good portion of chips.
2.
The person who thought filling an entire vending machine with mustard was a good idea.
4.
The person responsible for this slice of hell.
5.
The server who wanted his customer to taste the mustard and ketchup separately.
7.
The fool who went for a mustard base instead of a tomato base on his pizza.
8.
This tattoo enthusiast.
11.
This lady who serves mustard like it's beer.
12.
This girl, who didn't seem to mind that someone put mustard inside her actual bed.
13.
Whoever spoilt this hot dog.
14.
This supermarket's stockist.
15.
The creator of this monstrosity.
16.
Whoever made these sandwiches.
17.
The person who thought this was an appropriate mustard:fried chicken ratio.
