16 Knock Knock Jokes That Are So Dumb They’re Actually Amazing

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1. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“A broken pencil.”

“A broken pencil who?”

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2. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Europe.”

“Europe who?”

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3. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Theodore!”

“Theodore who?”

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4. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Amos.”

“Amos who?”

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5. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Al.”

“Al who?”

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6. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Cows go.”

“Cows go who?”

7. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

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8. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Little old lady.”

“Little old lad who?”

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9. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Nana.”

“Nana who?”

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10. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Etch.”

“Etch who?”

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11. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Police.”

“Police who?”

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12. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Euripides.”

“Euripides who?”

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13. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Mikey.”

“Mikey who?”

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14. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Olive.”

“Olive who?”

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15. “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Hanna.”

“Hanna who?”

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16. “Will you remember me in a year?”

“Yes.”

“Will you remember me in a month?”

“Yes.”

“Will you remember me in a week?”

“Yes.”

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

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Tabatha Leggett is head of buzz at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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