Hypothesis: Snog is the best word in the English language.
First, let's define the term.
Now let's watch it get used in a sentence.
Let's acknowledge that the word "snog" definitely comes from the word "snug" because Wikipedia said so.
Now let's watch a hottie say it.
Let's observe how cheeky people look when they talk about snogging.
How smug it makes them feel.
Let's stop for a moment and think about what a "snog box" could be.
Let's refer back to the snog-o-meter.