1. Alcohol is thy god. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Seriously, no other gods.
2. Thou shalt not take the sentiment of love in vain.
3. Thou shalt not judge thy friends and their choices.
4. Thou shalt never engage in a PDA.
5. Thou shalt strive to tell the truth, wherever possible. Even when it hurts.
And thou shalt remind thy friends to do the same.
6. Thou shalt work hard and without distraction.
7. Thou shalt study hard, and with snacks.
8. Thou shalt endeavour to distinguish between potential suitors at all times.
9. Thou shalt perfect the art of the nod-and-smile.
10. And when all else fails, thou shalt dance.
