There'd be assumptions about how men got their jobs:
And no one would think men deserve what they have:
There'd be intrusive questions asked:
Sweeping, sexist statements made:
Inappropriate slut-shaming:
And cat-calls on the street:
Men would have to justify how much they eat:
How many people they sleep with:
And what their bodies look like:
Women would ask men to do chores:
Be surprised when men are funny:
Speculate over why men have jobs:
And ask probing questions about their hormones:
Women would assume men only go to the gym to impress them:
They'd make derogatory remarks:
And tell men how not to feel:
People would come up with theories about why men go to university:
Wonder whether they're good in the kitchen:
And comment on the tone of men's voices:
Girlfriends would tell their boyfriends how to dress:
And act pleased when their boyfriends are ~girly~:
Men would bitch about each other's bodies:
Make meaningless remarks based on hair colour:
And come up with lazy alternatives to work:
Women would show patronising concern when men seem tense:
Use meaningless adjectives:
Comment on the dowdiness of men's clothing:
Find it cute when men say stupid things:
And be confused about why guys always go for bad girls:
