20 Signs You Studied Philosophy In College

And now you have no prospects.

1. This is how you felt every time you wrote an essay.

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2. Logic trees make you want to cry.

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3. One too many debates about the meaning of life made you become best friends with your tutor.

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4. But now you’re scared he’s got a new BFF.

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5. You never want to see this duck rabbit again.

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6. You felt like this every time an article nullified your argument.

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7. You kinda find Wittgenstein a bit sexy.

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8. This is what your tutors said to you every time you spoke.

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9. You used to think…

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10. But now you’ve realised…

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11. You’d totally unplug yourself from JJ Thomson’s violinist.

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12. Yep. Life’s probably a dream.

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13. One big, unemployed dream.

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14. If a tree fell and you didn’t hear it, YOU JUST WOULDN’T CARE.

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15. It doesn’t matter that your degree counts for nothing, because nothing exists anyway.

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16. You know all this information…

… because you’ve been on Wikipedia.

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17. This website meant you never had to open a book.

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18. You’ve had this conversation 500 times.

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19. You might be poor, but at least you got to spend three years thinking about what that might be like.

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20. Oh hai there, life.

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