3. One too many debates about the meaning of life made you become best friends with your tutor.
5. You never want to see this duck rabbit again.
6. You felt like this every time an article nullified your argument.
8. This is what your tutors said to you every time you spoke.
11. You’d totally unplug yourself from JJ Thomson’s violinist.
14. If a tree fell and you didn’t hear it, YOU JUST WOULDN’T CARE.
15. It doesn’t matter that your degree counts for nothing, because nothing exists anyway.
16. You know all this information…
… because you’ve been on Wikipedia.