1. The misplaced affections breakup.
2. The sense of humor failure breakup.
3. The messy confectionery break up.
4. The muddled priorities breakup.
5. The missing IQ points break up.
6. The job snob breakup.
7. The poor camerawork breakup.
8. The musically untalented breakup.
9. The really creepy incest breakup.
10. The children’s games breakup.
11. The mismatched interests break up.
12. The poor hygiene breakup.
13. The condiment container breakup.
14. The sartorial breakup.
15. The best reason ever to breakup.
Tabatha Leggett is commissioning editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.