1. The misplaced affections breakup.
2. The sense of humor failure breakup.
3. The messy confectionery break up.
4. The muddled priorities breakup.
5. The missing IQ points break up.
6. The job snob breakup.
7. The poor camerawork breakup.
8. The musically untalented breakup.
9. The really creepy incest breakup.
10. The children’s games breakup.
11. The mismatched interests break up.
12. The poor hygiene breakup.
13. The condiment container breakup.
14. The sartorial breakup.
15. The best reason ever to breakup.
Tabatha Leggett is commissioning editor at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
In The News Today
- Rowan County, Kentucky, issued several marriage licenses today, but their validity is being questioned because jailed clerk Kim Davis's name isn't on them. ›
- After mounting pressure from other European countries, Britain will accept thousands more refugees from UN camps bordering Syria. ›
- U.S. Vice President Joe Biden said he isn't sure he has the "emotional energy" to run for president. ›