Perez made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Jan 15! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Perez's account to make one post each, in which case Perez should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaÃ¢â‚¬â€¹tions to Perez! Here's to 50 more!
Perez made their 1000th post on May 21! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Perez has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 12! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Perez has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Jan 14! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Perez has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Aug 09! More people have looked at Perez's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)