During my time at school in the Navy I went to a few hotel parties. One night, a couple girls from town were hanging out with us. Everyone eventually fell asleep, only to be woken up by the sound of someone peeing and NOT in the bathroom. One of the girls had decided to pee in the…Â
When I was little, I also thought that when you were pulling someone's leg, you literally had to pull their leg. I started yanking on my Grandma's leg one time and she gave me the weirdest look until I exclaimed "I'm pulling your leg" and she burst out laughing.
Oh, dear. I'll never live this one down. When I was about 6 years old, probably causing mischief like I normally did, my mom told me that my dad was going to have a cow. Now obviously, being 6 I had no clue that this was an idiom. I took it literally, telling anyone and everyone that…Â
After reading all of these, I keep wondering why the heck people don't put their dogs in a crate or kennel when they're not at home. Yes, your story is hilarious.....but only because your dog survived! It wouldn't be so funny if they died because of negligent owners!
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