1. You knew you were different when you were little and your friends were like…
6. Until you move onto your first real human crush: a completely non-threatening celebrity.
7. The less likely that they’ll ever be interested in you, the better.
8. And then you become unhealthily obsessed with him.
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12. Or, if you didn’t have a brother, any boy who was super mean to you.
13. Even when they’re jerks, boys make your knees go all wibbly-wobbly.
23. And all was well, until you got a totally inappropriate crush on your teacher.
29. As you get older, you keep getting crushes on guys who are way too young for you…
31. Or way too old…
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