1. You knew you were different when you were little and your friends were like…
6. Until you move onto your first real human crush: a completely non-threatening celebrity.
7. The less likely that they’ll ever be interested in you, the better.
8. And then you become unhealthily obsessed with him.
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12. Or, if you didn’t have a brother, any boy who was super mean to you.
13. Even when they’re jerks, boys make your knees go all wibbly-wobbly.
23. And all was well, until you got a totally inappropriate crush on your teacher.
29. As you get older, you keep getting crushes on guys who are way too young for you…
31. Or way too old…
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33. Then you start accidentally start having feelings about your boss…
36. That’s out, so you turn to someone you “met” on the internet…
37. And every time he responds to one of your messages you’re like…
43. Just make sure to follow the three commandments of responsible boy-crazy-dom:
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