Questionable Advice On Love From 21 Famous People

    Celebrities aren't always known for making relationships work, but maybe some of these quips may be exactly what you wanted to hear...

    1. "The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." –Johnny Depp

    2. "I always write songs about my life. And if you're horrible to me I'm going to write a song about you and you are not going to like it. That's how I operate." –Taylor Swift

    3. “The more successful I become, the more I need a man.” -Beyonce

    4. "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." –Woody Allen

    5. "Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable." –Cher

    6. "Boys in their twenties are a waste of time, they have nothing to offer conversationally." –Megan Fox

    7. "Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend." –Amy Sedaris

    8. "Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men." –Nick Lachey

    9. "Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." –Andy Warhol

    10. "Don't keep a man guessing too long – he's sure to find the answer somewhere else." –Mae West

    11. "There's only two people in your life you should lie to: the police and your girlfriend." –Jack Nicholson.

    12. "A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." –Oscar Wilde.

    13. "Relationships are difficult. It's life. You love life, so you fight. You fight because you love. Otherwise you wouldn't fight. You work. You don't want to die. Why life is a fight, I don't know, but gosh! It is." –Sophie Marceau

    14. "For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have their own bathroom!" –Catherine Zeta Jones

    15. "An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know." –Bette Davis.

    16. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." –Katharine Hepburn

    17. "You know, what can I say... If a relationship can't work out, make a record." –Miley Cyrus

    18. "Like a good sales girl, never leave a cold lead. If somebody says, 'I have a guy for you,' you have to go on every single fix up you get. You are not allowed to say no-even if you don't like him, you may like his friend." –Jill Zarin

    19. "Just go at him with love and you give him a blow job." –Gwyneth Paltrow

    20. "Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place." -Ice T

    21. "Start by writing a nasty song about him, have your record come out all over the world, then make out with some hot bearded dude." –Ke$ha