1. "Chloe, how do you feel about babies laughing?"
2. "Maybe you prefer puppies?"
3. "Don't you think it's amazing that today children have all of the information that used to be in volumes of books with the touch of their fingertips?"
4. "Chloe, aren't tacos the best food ever invented?"
5. "Man, don't you think Ryan Gosling is charming and handsome?"
6. "Chloe, it's summertime! Aren't you excited about the sun?"
7. "Chloe, are you stoked for The Avengers 2?!"
8. "Isn't cuddling great?"
9. "Chloe! How do you feel about Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield's adorable relationship?"
10. "Chloe, what if I made you a mixtape?"
11. "Will you at least admit that having a crush is the most fun ever?"
12. "Well, at least we've got PIZZA, amIrite?!?!?"
13. "At least there's always sleeping to look forward to!"
14. "RAINBOWS?"
15. "THE BEATLES?!?!?"
16. "CUPCAKES?!?!"
17. "PRESENTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
18. "THE UNIVERSE AND THE JOY OF LIFE, GENERALLY?!?!"
19. "LOVE??!?!?!? CHLOE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LOVE?"
Sigh. Maybe Chloe is right...
Nothing matters.
Life is meaningless.
It's actually quite freeing.
